Friday, April 15, 2005


Here is something for the religious people out there. God is omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient. Religious fact. The only way that this can be true (to my scientific brain) is if god is indeed everything (and the sum of everything is god).
Ergo, I am god. Genius. Well, at least in part.
Also, you know how when you are looking for something you can't find it? Doesn't that sort of mean that agnostics are buggered?


Having just recovered my seat from the cat, I thought I would write a quick blog before she steals it back.
Well, again feeling slightly better. I am feeling pretty light headed all the time too. This is actually quite fun (except when walking) as everything seems a bit surreal. Surreal is good.
Anyway, I have to go. Half way through Donnie Brasco....

Winston Churchhill once walked into the toilets of the House of Commons to find no room at the urinal, so he walked into one of the stalls. While in there he could hear Labour MPs saying "now he can't even pee with the rest of us", to which he peered over the top of the stall and replied "no it's just that if you saw something this big you would want to privatize it".

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Plastic Fantastic

Once again, I am feeling slightly better. Painkillers are a wonderful thing and the man (or even woman) who invented flu capsules should have thier own level of heaven. If you believe in that sort of thing.
A minor aside;
Did you know that Margaret (the iron lady) Thatcher helped to invent Mr. Whippy ice cream? The woman was a genius. Genius.
I have just spent the last hour or two wathing plastic surgery on channel 5. Some of the things are impressive. Others are pretty pointless. However, the thing that impressed me the most was that people are actually more than willing to text in photos (Can you text a photo?) of thier own malformed and often very private bodily parts. Different strokes to rule the world.
Anyway, as I am feeling slightly better today, I have been doing some training. It always amazing me how tiring standing still, in the right way, can be. Even better is that sitting down and breathing should make you sweat. If not, you are doing it wrong. Genius.
Here is a picture of me feeling slightly better...

And while I had the camera out, here is a picture of the cat:

Good stuff.
And now for something completely different. Or maybe just a quote.
Loosely relating to cosmetic surgery (well beauty as my google for cosmetic surgery quotes came up with, erm, lots of quotes for cosmetic surgery. I should have seen that one coming...):

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. ~Confucius

I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong. ~George Bernard Shaw, to Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Sunday, April 10, 2005

No change

Sadly I am still feeling ill and so there will be no rambling today.
All I have to say is.... AX2E, that's you, that is. Genius. Anyone who understands this should hang their head in shame in the sure and certain knowledge that they are a scientist.

Chemistry is a trade for people without enough imagination to be physicists.
--Arthur C. Clarke

What a tosser.