Wednesday, August 17, 2005

'Av some!

Well, today was the day of my final battle with evil Monsieur Dole. With the interventions of "the Commissioner" I was ultimately victorious. So in the words of the prophecy (and, indeed, the title) 'av some!
In celebration, I bought many a DVD including such classics as Equilibrium and Shogun assassin (only £3!!!). If anyone laughs at these titles, they are asking for a spanking just like the former Dole.

Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

What is the point?

Well, I have been out drinking today and, needless to say, I am a but tipsy. However, I do believe that this drinking session has cured me of a long standing "issue". Now to the title of this entry. I can't actually tell you anything more about this as, f I do, I would get lots of hassle. Far more than I can be arsed with. But it is nice to know that I am finally getting my head sorted. God bless libation. It is just some what sad that I will have forgotten all of this by the time I wake up so, with some impressive forethought on my part, I have written it down. Genius.
Well, there is a little bit of closure until the morrow.
Bumper quote time my young monkeys...

"It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that things are difficult."
-Seneca quotes

"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny."
-Albert Ellis quotes

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in, forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day, you shall begin it well and serenely..."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
=Bertrand Russell quote

"The important thing about a problem is not its solution, but the strength we gain in finding the solution"
-Anonymous quotes

Friday, June 24, 2005

Batman my arse

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Now I have gained your attention with the wonders of cheese, I will begin.

Having watched batman begins, I thought it was an ok film. It seems to have an excessive number of stars too. However, being the whinging git that I am, I have a real problem with the plot which revolves around a focused microwave emitter... designed to vapourise water supplies in the desert.
1. Focused how?
2. Why vapourise water when you can vapourise people?
3. Why did people keep walking in front of the thing when it was turned on and not die?
The scarecrow was cool anyway.
My previous image hoster has now gone all private, so some of my images may disappear. I will try to fix this when I can. Thanks to photobucket for now meeting all my freeloading needs.
Time for me to get back to beating the monkeys of depression with a big stick.
But first a quote:
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- Aristotle

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-Oscar Wilde

Monday, June 06, 2005

Feel the power of the dark side...

It appears I am evil, at least according to

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Come here, there's more

In my previous post "silence is golden", I once again rambled off and forgot what the actual point I was trying to make was. The point was that by being quiet I some times appear ungrateful, indifferent, ignorant and some other good words. This is, of course, not the case. But it is not the way to make a good impression.
Anyway, diagnosis murder is on and I am pretty sure that the butler did it...